Wes Anderson Begins Filming Next Film In France

THE ONION, SEPTEMBER 2018

Wes Anderson’s next film, The French Dispatch, has started filming with stars including Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, and Timothée Chalamet in a narrative rumored to revolve around the world of journalism in 20th-century Paris. What do you think?

“They can include all the movie stars they want, it’s just not a Wes Anderson movie unless key grip Sanjay Sami is involved.”

JASMIN BRAY • FIGURINE DESIGNER

“Hasn’t someone else already made a movie set in France?”

FINN BLANKENSHIP • CONGRESSIONAL UNDERSTUDY

“Have they announced the whimsical fonts yet?”

HAROLD WEIL • CANDLE CATALOGUER